The Apartment Tenants

THE APARTMENT TENANTS BONNIE: 18yrs old, female, French, secretary to mean boss, single, stand-up comedian, female, straight, sensitive cries easily, bites nails, imaginary friend, had a secret love child FRED: 46yrs old, they/them, Canadian, songwriter, divorced, enjoys folk dancing, 0.1 on the Kensey scale, subdued and calculating, has to have their yellow jacket, on Xanax, illegal immigrant MINERVA: 42yrs old, male, WASP, teaching assistant, divorced, loves to swim, 3 on the Kensey scale, bold/ brash/ outgoing, OCD tendencies, walks with a limp, in love with his loves JULIETTE: 41yrs old, female, Eastern European, FBI profiler, divorced, enjoys dog training, 5 on the Kensey scale, difficult, loves musicals, has a kid that she gave up for adoption, alcoholic JOSEPHINE: 50-65yrs old, female, Irish, teacher, dating, enjoys building model airplanes, straight, optimistic, owns a rabbit, ADHD, still has a crush on an old friend EDGAR: 42yrs old, male, French, heir/works as a librarian, in a relationship, stamp collector, 4 on the Kensey scale and very curious, edgy, exhales deeply often, a deep affinity for cheese, a cancer BRUNO: 32yrs old, cis male, Hawaiian, retiree, unhappily married, enjoys fencing, 2 on the Kensey scale, shy, stutters occasionally, killed his buddy in basic training, Steels the office petty cash each week TYRONE GRADISLEAR: 37yrs old, male, Dutch Canadian, contractor, its complicated, enjoys board games, straight, anxious, hates plaid, is incontinent, Taylor Swift is his guilty pleasure MITCHEL: 75yrs old, gender fluid, Columbian, physician, recently divorced, candlemaking is his hobby, straight, off-puttingly amiable, has a tick, has six toes on the left foot, raised among wolves